All of the flavour None of the nonsense

Reckon no added sugar means no good?

Give over.

We’ve cracked it with a natural sweetener blend that actually tastes like the real deal.

No bitter aftertaste, no artificial muck and absolutely zero nonsense.

Real Fruit. Loads of it.

Up to 99% real juice in every bottle.

Zero Added Sugar.

No artificial sweeteners, colours, or nasties either.

Glass. Always.

Better for the product, better for the planet, better for you.

Brewed & Bottled in Yorkshire.

Proudly independent, proudly Northern.

Our flavours

Zero adder sugar, Zero artificial preservatives, Zero artificial sweeteners. Bottled, always, in glass.

Zesty Orange
£5.95

Most orange squashes are a compromise, artificially bright and suspiciously sweet. This isn't. With 76% real juice and organic cold-pressed oils, it's crisp, vibrant, and honestly, genuinely orange.

Seasonal Fruits
£5.95

Some cordials promise summer in a bottle and deliver a science lab. Ours doesn't. With 88% real fruit juice and the crisp edge of rhubarb, every sip is sharp, refreshing, and exactly what it claims.

Apple & Blackcurrant
£5.95

That thin, purple squash from your childhood wasn't fooling anyone. This is different, a bold, fruit-packed blend with 99% real juice that's as deep and jammy as it sounds. You’ll keep coming back for this one.

  • "That was the best Apple & Blackcurrant I've ever tasted"

    —Victoria, Yorkshire

  • "That Seasonal Fruits is a bit of alright, init!"

    —Lee, Yorkshire

  • "It tastes just like fresh Orange!"

    —Debbie, Yorkshire

How do we stack up against the others?

More fruit, less sugar. Here's how Joey's stacks up against leading orange cordial brands per 250ml glass at a standardised 1:6 dilution:

Joey's Rocks Belvoir Robinsons
Real Fruit Content 76% 11% 50% 10%
Sugar per Glass (250ml) 3.1g 15.0g 15.8g 0.3g
Sweetener Type Stevia / Thaumatin Cane Sugar Cane Sugar Artificial*
No Artificial Colours or Preservatives
Glass Bottle

*Sweeteners: Acesulfame K & Sucralose. Contains preservatives: Potassium Sorbate & Sodium Metabisulphite

Comparison based on orange flavour variants. Competitor sugar values are recalculated to a standardised 1:6 dilution using published nutrition data and brand preparation guidance. Data sourced from manufacturer product pages and retailer listings, March 2026.

Brand logos are property of their respective owners and are used here solely for the purposes of factual product comparison.

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